Don't you outrank him on the supernatural scale? "God VS. Psychopathic Demon Lord"? If he's going to pick up his old habits, someone should have already notified the authorities to lock the maniac up.
Look, just make a public announcement about it, "Lucifer wants to murder me!" Then if he attacks you we can DO something about it. Make it OBVIOUS to the whole world.
Or we could just brain him with a really big stick. I'm not against that.
[ this has happened before. a lot before! and it's been much worse, really. there's always someone out there trying to kill him, and sometimes it's him, and he'll take Lucifer over King Loki any day. ]
I'm not the only one whose head he wants detached from their body, I'm just 90% sure that I'm on the tippy top of his ongoing list. I don't think the publicity will hinder him, but I think I may be able to answer a few questions.
Listen- last time he was here the murder spree wasn't just for the sake of murder. It was to fix an anomaly. He was using those unfortunate enough to happen upon him as sacrifices to break the boundaries of whatever Lachesis imposed on us.
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He seems like a cheery kind of guy.
You met him before?
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If he's going to pick up his old habits, someone should have already notified the authorities to lock the maniac up.
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Since he doesn't remember the violent tantrum from another life, they can't exactly toss him in the dungeon and throw out the key. Mortal law and all.
Buuuuut he may try to come and kill me.
[ just gonna. put that out there. maybe. ]
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Look, just make a public announcement about it, "Lucifer wants to murder me!"
Then if he attacks you we can DO something about it.
Make it OBVIOUS to the whole world.
Or we could just brain him with a really big stick.
I'm not against that.
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I'm not the only one whose head he wants detached from their body, I'm just 90% sure that I'm on the tippy top of his ongoing list. I don't think the publicity will hinder him, but I think I may be able to answer a few questions.
Listen- last time he was here the murder spree wasn't just for the sake of murder. It was to fix an anomaly. He was using those unfortunate enough to happen upon him as sacrifices to break the boundaries of whatever Lachesis imposed on us.
Here's the kicker.
It didn't WORK, and I don't know WHY.