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ᴏʟ' ᴛʀᴜsᴛʏ. ([personal profile] verification) wrote2014-12-20 12:00 am

ic contact.


"Hi, this is Verity. I can't come to the phone right now, so please leave a message. Thanks!"
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He manages a blink-and-you-miss-it smile.]

You better hope there were no diplomats on board. That gets messy. Paperwork for days.
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
They call it 'slingshotting'.

[Not, you know, officially, but. He strokes her hair absently.]

Did you want to be an astronaut when you grew up or something?
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Hm.]

Okay, I've got a question for you. How long does the effect last? When someone lies to you. The whole-- [fingerwiggle] telepathy thing. Minutes? Few seconds?
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He reaches down to tug his phone out of his pocket and starts surfing through it as he talks.]

Can you tell if somebody's lying in their head?
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He finds what he's looking for - a short, two-page fairy-tale, something about a princess playing with a golden ball - and holds his phone up to waggle it at her so she knows it too.]

Let's try.

[Let's see.]

'I'm a terrible kisser'.

[It's such a lie it should be illegal. And in the back of his mind he's reciting the words on the phone.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope he is going to figure this out watch him!! Jim Kirk and unwinnable scenarios, ladies and gentlemen. He is going to have to give this some thought.

But he does relent, for now, and laughs.]


Worth a try, right?
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like ['problems', except there's no problem with her, this is just how she is. Can't help the way you're born.] puzzles I can't solve.
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Only if I'm getting waffles.

[But he combs his fingers through her hair, kisses her forehead, and doesn't try to move her from where his arm is totally asleep beneath her shoulder.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sleep. Sleep is good. So maybe he'll spend the next few hours staring at the ceiling but that's okay. Life's good.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[With a bit of a good-morning grumble,]

Morning, sunshine.

[Mrflfrle??]
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Is 'orange juice' a valid answer, because definitely orange juice.

[He is definitely going to give her an appreciative look in that search for her vest, though.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He playfully 'zips his lips' and flops back on the bed. Not enough pillows. Not anywhere near enough pillows. But he punches at them until they're some semblance of fluffed up and then props himself against them to wait for her illustrious return. Until he rolls over onto the lotion bottle, a casualty to the early morning massage. With a sigh, he heaves himself out of bed and goes to put it back where he found it the night before.

-- And while he's there he may as well steal another piece of chocolate-coated apple.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2015-03-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He almost makes a quip about showering together, but-- given their chat, probably not a good idea. Instead he shakes his head.]

I'm good, I swear. I think I can make it back to my own place without offending the neighbors. I'll do that dodge-roll thing. [Gesturing with the toast,] Won't even see me.

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